Ode To Argon


I hail thee Argon, noble gas
And greet thee with much praise
As I salute your form, yet alas!
In your inertia, even in gas phase
I see only pretentious elitism
In that nihilistic intertia you fall
Slow to react, social skills abysmal
I call thee noble, but in truth
You’re just a lazy git who can’t be bothered

—  The amazing Tom Mullen. Awesome as he is. Bugger doesn’t seem to do the twitter/tumblr thing though, and his blogger profile looks a bit neglected. So his name will have to do.

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