Girls who have odd bra sizes (read: 40B when I was a sprightly young thing) or are over a certain size often have difficulty finding nightwear and lingerie that doesn’t resemble the interior of a backstage theatre show, or such goodies like push-up bras or even ones that sit low enough for low cut tops.

This was my secret weapon in such days… Go German, or Scandinavian. Germans quietly in the background have democratised women’s clothing - no matter what your size, you have the right to something form fitting and pleasant. You do have to swim around in the stereotypical-boyfriend pleasing material to find something with taste, but it’s worth it. I have a gorgeous flowy brown top from these guys that works with skirts as winter semi-smart daytime or something to bum about in.

I discovered these guys via an ex, who really liked his porn. An ad for sex toys from these guys turned up, and we had a look, and there was suddenly lots of styles of underwear in my size!

I saw these pyjamas the other day and despite no longer being in the interesting size club, I want in. Nice and fitted on the top to stop things er, falling out and comfy cotton on the bottom.

Warning: NSFW - they advertise toys and videos too!